Anastasio Gates

Bueno, muy tarde, pero aquí pueden ver cómo me gustaría que mi vida fuera si fuera hijo de Bill Gates.

http://www.box.net/files/0/f/0#/files/0/f/51267978/1/f_519565172

New elements added to the periodic table!

Two New Elements for the periodic chart

Element: WOMEN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less, usually more)Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exo food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Ages rapidly.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Of Careers and Degrees

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

~Viktor

Nicola Gates

ak les dejo la prsentacion de ppt de mi vida como hijo de Bill Gates.

Para enseñarles como un niño millonario pasa su vida, aqui esta mi historia, fui adoptado por bill gates y mi vida cambio radicalmente, en esta presentacion veran todos mis lujos y caprichos saciados por mi millonario padre.
http://www.box.net/files#/files/0/f/51267918/1/f_517964682

Mi Vida Como Victor Gates

Aquí está la presentación de como sería mi vida si Bill Gates me hubiese adoptado.

http://www.box.net/shared/xpn3eaigcz

~Viktor